You can easily justify owning two beach towels.
Maybe you're just hangin' out with your friend and you guys decide to go to the beach, but your friend is all "hey man, that sounds fun but I don't have a beach towel on me" and then you're like "dude, it's cool, I totally have an extra beach towel" because you planned ahead for just this exact scenario, word for word.
This happens less than you'd think, though, so I've decided to reduce my total inventory of beach towels by 50%. I did this by getting rid of the more embarrassing towel, which would have been a smart move until I realized that now I have to post a photo of the more embarrassing towel. This is the sound of a plan backfiring.
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