Thing #89: Extreme Hold Hair Gel

This had been lying around for quite awhile, too. I hardly used any of it.

Thing #88: Texturizing Pomade

This was in The Queue for a long time, so I finally just threw it away. I'm not really a hair product kind of guy.

Thing #79: Pepto-Bismol

Found this in the medicine cabinet. I remember taking a dose or two, but I don't remember when, or what for. The expiration date was "03/2010" so I think it's safe to say that I was never going to use it again.

Pouring it down the sink reminded me of a high school talent show where I chugged an entire bottle of Pepto as a prelude to my "death-defying stunt". Don't tell anyone, but it wasn't really Pepto: I dumped the contents of the bottle and replaced it with strawberry milk.

Thing #73: Watermelon Lip Balm

Found this Cars-themed "Whizzin' Watermelon" ChapStick^® in my medicine cabinet. The film was released in 2006; the copyright on the packaging is 2005.

So it's old. I used it a couple times (it certainly does taste fruity) and then threw it out.

Thing #30: Old Deodorant

I don't know exactly how old this deodorant was, but let's just guess and say three years. I found it in my bedroom and I vaguely remember using it as a gym deodorant at some point. It was a small stick, about half used.

Rather than risk putting some on myself or just immediately throwing it away, I took the cap off and left it in my bathroom for a few days to freshen the air. Satisfied I'd met the minimum requirement for blog post remarkability, I then threw it out.